The rational voice

Ivar Cruz, my childhood friend, deals strictly in statements of fact these days. It's his way of maintaining control over the world since he took on the mantle of academia. Or perhaps it was only when he found himself in a committed relationship ? His strict adherence to the principles of causation has the effect of rendering him unable to assess any impending peril, which he consider too speculative to hold grammatological significance. My parodic statements, while somewhat vain and libelous, are meant to be instructive to him. Despite my best attempts to use language in a free manner, nothing can wrest him from his incarceration in direct operative expressions.