I prefer your book about baseball

So, have you heard of this "Mad Dog" we have back here in the East ? He aquired this appellation due to his visceral and almost preternatural affinity for the wooden walnut games of the middle class, and the corpus of dogmas, statistics and artifacts associated with them.

How boring and alexandrine ! But I find it charming on the weekends, sometimes, when I am re-calibrating my valences.